Friday, October 04, 2002


"The Sun is overheating and will soon blow up . . . taking Earth and the rest of the solar system with it, scientists warn.

The alert was issued after an international satellite photographed a massive explosion on the surface of the Sun that sent a plume of fire 30 times longer than the diameter of Earth blasting into space."

From Mike Meyer's, "So I Married an Axe Murderer":
"1.Stuart, bring in the paper. 2.Mom, I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News *the paper*. A paper contains facts."
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