LOOKS FISHY TO ME "Leave it to the fashion world to make bikinis out of leather. But these sexy little swimsuits are cut from a material that's more apropos for water wear than you might think: tanned, dyed salmon skin. Soft, smooth and lightweight, this particular form of "sea leather" has a natural elasticity that won't sag after a dip."
Now that's making asturgeons. That's the kind of entailment most guys would relate to. Fish Eye for the Straight Guy. Ergh. I haven't even watched that show. Alright, back to work.